Sep 3, 2010 6:00am EDT
for the mda, jerry lewis says actress and bad girl lindsay lohan should be spanked. >> smack her in the mouth and be arrested for abusing a woman. >> what would you say to her? >> you would say you deserve this and nothing else. whack! >> if she's not satisfied, i'll put her over my knee and spank her! >> uh-oh. >> jerry says people like lindsay and recently arrested paris hilton are begging for help. this may not be the first time lindsay has been spanked. >> more on that later. >> ok. >> but first, let's head out to brian. who is -- have you been up all night, brian because i know you must be so nervous for your huge golf match today with former president george w. bush, now i know you're not a man who likes to sleep. but usually it's not because you're nervous. >> gretchen, the pressure. >> you know what? we had -- we had a long trip. went right to sleep, no problem and gretchen carlson trying to turn up the pressure a little bit because she is a solid golfer and she knows brian kilmeade is not. here's what i represent, gretchen and mike and pete johnson, it looks like mike, i'm no
Sep 24, 2010 6:00am EDT
says there's a problem undocking the ship. could be stuck for another day. lindsay lohan goes back to court after failing another drug test but no antics today. the judge has barred cameras from the courtroom. the judge will decide if lohan will actually return to jail this time. brian? >> it's been six months since health care reform was passed but a recent poll shows 61% of americans are in favor of repealing it. so if republicans are pushing for a repeal in their new pledge to america and some dems shying away from the issue on the campaign trail, how will this impact the midterm elections? we're back with former clinton advisor and fox news contributor dick morris. your former boss bill clinton said he was wrong in saying after it passed it would be popular. what do you do if you're barack obama knowing he's not? >> president clinton didn't get it passed. he's not experienced that. >> that's true. >> look, the -- nobody is mentioning health care reform out on the trail except the republicans who want to repeal it and the democrats who voted against it who are dumping on it.
Sep 23, 2010 6:00am EDT
about a job well done, oh, yeah. only guy that's done a worse job, lindsay lohan's life coach, ok? please! >> that's fantastic. >> jay leno was pretty much the first comedian to really take on the obama administration at all. remember when he was running for office and they said obama wasn't funny. there was nothing funny about him. that's why they didn't make jokes about him. now almost any comedian has his hands in it. >> in president obama's first year, he chose jay leno's couch after tom daschle was tossed into the scrap pile saying i screwed up. >> when he became president, he went to jay leno and letterman as well. equal opportunity comedian in chief. >> we know a lot of stuff. >> we do. >> like headlines. >> let me start with the headlines. we begin with the moment capturing when a bomb explodes during a military parade. watch. >> the blast left 12 people dead and dozens more hurt. the wives of two iranian commanders among the victim. no one has claimed responsibilities. iranians believe the kurdish separatists are behind it. secretary of state hillary clinton has condem